
main road into Huehuetenango

Las Cuchumatanes in the background, tallest mountains in Central America

Four story building on the right is the Hotel California

Chicken bus
The original plan was to bypass Guatemala altogether. I was a bit put off by tales of extremely difficult cycling thru huge mountains, highway bandits, and locals who were less than welcoming of the gringos. Kevin, the Irish cyclist I met in the Tuxtlas, was horrified when I told him I was going to ferry from South Belize to Honduras and miss Guatemala. “You gotta go, it was my favorite Central American country” he says. So here I am.
The mountains intimidated me mainly because I have never rode mountains before. So I did a lot of day trips out of San Cristobal de las Casas and Comitan to get acclimated to climbing. I discovered I needed some lower gearing and got a larger cassette fitted. The nice thing about riding at high alltitudes is that it is COOL, April is the hottest month of the year here, and it is only getting up to 75f to 80f during the day, and it dips into the 40s at nite.
Whenever I had the chance, I asked the Mexicans what they thought about Guatemala. Surprisingly, no one had a bad word to say about Guatemala, “muy tranquilo” they reported. Often countries like to portray their neighbors as troublemakers, but that was not the case with the Mexicans. Next I paid a visit to the Guatemalan consulate in Comitan. The English speaking diplomat was happy to spend a few minutes with me. I asked him what he thought of my plan to ride the Pan American Highway from La Mesilla to Antigua. He had some concerns about the condition of the road and the traffic, but when I explained that I have been dealing with bad roads and traffic since I left Texas his concern was alleviated. “Do you have any reports of crime on the highway?” I asked. ” We have no reports of robbery, but travel in the day just the same” he replied. Hmmm, maybe the Guatemalan bandit is a myth, like the Mexican bandit.
I could only find one report of robbery, and it was a first hand, recent, and personal account. My second day in Mexico I met an American couple, Max and Barb, on motorcycles. They had met on the internet and were riding to Panama together. Three days later they crossed into Guatemala at La Mesilla and encountered bandits. In view of that, I decided to take a bus from the border to Huehuetenango, I wasnt looking forward to the two day, difficult, climb to Huehuetenango anyhow. It will allow me to spend a few days in Huehuetenango and study things a bit before heading out on the Pan Am.
I arrived at the Mexican side of the border at 11:25am, turning in my tourist card and getting my passport stamped took less than a minute, there was no line. There was no exit fee. Four kilometers of “no mans land” seperates the Mexican and Guatemalan imigration offices. It is all uphill, and it is hot again, La Mesilla is at 600 meters. I´m pedaling as fast as I can, the primera clase bus leaves at noon, and it is the only one. It seems like forever to go the distance, I know I am not going to make it, but I just don´t want to accept it. Finally I reach La Mesilla, it is pretty much pandominium, and its a Monday, weekends must be crazy. The immigration office is easy to find, the moneychangers and tramitadors are upon me offering their services, I fear I was a little rude to them, I was pretty stressed out from the exhertion and trying to catch that bus (which I didnt have a prayer of catching, I just didnt want to believe it). I should have resigned myself to missing it and enjoyed the experience and took some pictures. I gave my passport to the offical behind the counter and asked him for many days because I want to see all of his beautiful country. He chuckled, looked at my bicycle, and gave me 90 days. There was no cost. I look at my watch, it is 11:57 and 1k to the bus “station”. There was no sign of the Linea Dorado bus when I got there. I considered my options, next best thing is a collectivo. A considerate guy driving a rickshaw taxi saw I looked confused and frazzled and shut his motor off and asked me what I needed. He said there was only one more collectivo to Huehuetenango and it would not leave till tonight. That left me with two options, chicken bus or spend the nite in La Mesilla-or I could ride the bike, my safety concerns had faded, but I just did not feel like riding my bike up that hot road.
The chicken buses are old school buses from the USA. Of course they are all repainted with bright colors and religious words to live by; and they have a rack on top for luggage. They leave every 20 minutes for Huehuetenango. The only reservation I had about riding one is my bike and trailer needs to go “arriba” (above). For a lot of reasons, it is better for my bike to ride “bajo” (below) like it would on a primera clase bus. I decide to go for it. I disconnect the trailer and a young guy grabbed my 60lbs trailer, threw it on his shoulder, and climbed the ladder up the back of the bus with it. I don´t think I could have done that. I hop on the bus (only gringo of course) and we are off! It says in big script letters down the interior of the bus “God be with us”. Amen. The driver has an assistant who collects the money, deals with the luggage, and stands in the open door shouting WAY WAY! (the destination) to anyone standing by the road.
A guy named Edwin sits down next to me and we talk all the way to Huehuetenango. I quite enjoyed the ride. I checked into the Hotel California, nice place and real cheap.
I’ve been in Huehuetenango for 3 days, I plan to leave tomorrow and make the two day ride to Xela. I have some first impressions of Guatemala, but I think I will keep them to myself for now, first impressions are sometimes misleading.